1. Chuck Norris Facts. Did you know that Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels and that when Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor? Never slap Chuck Norris.
2. I Can Haz Cheezburger. HA!

I wanted to list a few more, but this really all I got. All the other things in the world fall into 3 categories:

1. Funny things that you would agree are funny, such as the movie “The Princess Bride,” Dwight Shrute on “The Office”, and The Evolution of Dance.
2. Things that are not funny, such as the Red Bull commercial in which the man drinks Red Bull so that he can get wiings and fly above the bird that just pooped on him, making it possible for him to poop on the bird. Or when BAGD pulls his PJ pants way up above his belly button, dividing himself in half. Making it necessary for him to “pick a side” if you know what I mean.
3. Things that are funny, but you have never heard of or seen, such as when Pookie sings “Hello My Name is Joe and I work at a fartin’ factory,” when Geetle does her pirate dance, or when BAGD asks me things like “so, you know how November is NaNoWriMo?” (why would I know that? Has he not been paying attention the last 10 years?).