Dear Golf Channel and Galavision;
We are prepared to offer you an exciting opportunity. Please see the enclosed picture of my daughter. You will notice that her belly button closely resembles your corporate logo. As a member of our nation’s underemployed population and having a strong entrepreneurial spirit, she is open to offers of compensation in exchange for personal appearances, endorsements and advertising work.
As it turns out, she is equally fond of both your television channels; she cannot choose a favorite. Therefore, she has decided to let the forces of capitalism work their magic. Please submit your sealed bids by December 1st. You will be notified by mail of her decision. Thank you.
BAGM
P.S. We are also entertaining possible business relationships with any number of cinnamon bun and burrito/fajita/rolled sandwich firms. You will want to respond quickly, before these deals are finalized.
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MomOf3 said,
November 19, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
This was really cute! Thanks for the laugh!
Aunt Kel said,
November 19, 2007 @ 9:01 pm
What about the Green Bay Packers?? Maybe they would be interested!!
Two posts that made me laugh — Be A Good Dad said,
November 19, 2007 @ 10:35 pm
[...] If you haven’t stopped by BAGM’s blog recently, you should check it out again. That’s where most of our good pictures end up and she’s been writing a lot of good stuff. Check out this post on our best chance to get an endorsement deal. [...]
Modified mummy said,
November 29, 2007 @ 5:36 am
My kids don’t have any interestingly shaped body parts, so we make them do their bit by sending them up chimneys instead. Thankfully, we live in an area where every house has a real coal fireplace
Sammy doesn’t seem to have a good grip of the brush yet though, slacker 