Dear Golf Channel and Galavision;
We are prepared to offer you an exciting opportunity. Please see the enclosed picture of my daughter. You will notice that her belly button closely resembles your corporate logo. As a member of our nation’s underemployed population and having a strong entrepreneurial spirit, she is open to offers of compensation in exchange for personal appearances, endorsements and advertising work.
As it turns out, she is equally fond of both your television channels; she cannot choose a favorite. Therefore, she has decided to let the forces of capitalism work their magic. Please submit your sealed bids by December 1st. You will be notified by mail of her decision. Thank you.
BAGM
P.S. We are also entertaining possible business relationships with any number of cinnamon bun and burrito/fajita/rolled sandwich firms. You will want to respond quickly, before these deals are finalized.
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This was really cute! Thanks for the laugh!
What about the Green Bay Packers?? Maybe they would be interested!!
My kids don’t have any interestingly shaped body parts, so we make them do their bit by sending them up chimneys instead. Thankfully, we live in an area where every house has a real coal fireplace
Sammy doesn’t seem to have a good grip of the brush yet though, slacker 