How do kids learn to write their letters? According to Geetle’s teacher, its by tracing the letter over and over. I don’t know for sure, but that is probably right.

However, if you are Pookie, you learn how to write your letters through these 4 easy steps:

1. Refuse to trace letters, no matter how often and how firmly your mother or teacher asks.
2. Pretend your hand is made of Jello-coated spaghetti when your mother or teacher asks you to hold a pencil and try to make a letter.
3. Visually memorize the shape of each letter, quietly, when no one is looking.
4. Crank out the entire alphabet in one sitting, from memory, without being asked, just to shut your mother up.  Then immediately try to erase it.