Did you ever notice that a baby’s horoscope can almost always be interpreted to be about Poop? Making poop, grunting through poop, getting poop changed, making a “present” for Mom and Dad, etc.

A few of Giggles’ horoscopes, from various sources:

Scorpio:  Present and promote what you have been working on.  Serious interest will be shown by someone who is dedicated, loyal and able to partner with you on your project.  Filter through all that is being offered.

Scorpio:  Whatever you might have planned for today, take thirty minutes to go through it all, with a mind to moderating any extravagance.

Scorpio:  Your personal energy is extraordinarily focused and intense today — but that may not always be a good thing! Occasionally, you may intimidate someone or just overdo it a wee bit with someone you love.

Scorpio: Ambitions may be at a high level. Those engrossed in a crucial project or business interest can inadvertently leave loved ones out in the cold. Be sure to give all their fair share of time.

Scorpio: Your involvement with tough competition makes it all the more important to keep friends and family close to you for emotional support. You need coaching, role models and encouragement.

And my new favorite, from the Chicago Tribune:

Scorpio:  Today is a 7. A partner wants to tell you how to run your business. That’s OK, if he or she is prepared to write the check for new expenditures.