Ok, I have to admit something.  I am pregnant, but I am mobile and having a perfectly normal pregnancy.  But,  sometimes I ham it up a bit.  If someone crowds me at Wal-Mart, doesn’t hold open a door or looks like they are not going to stop at the crosswalk, I give them “the manuever.”

I put my hand on my stomach and lean back a bit.  That’s the universal sign for “I’m pregnant, buddy!  Mind your manners.  Whatever you are doing at this exact moment is not nearly as important as what I got goin’ on in here.  I win.”

Its pretty cool.  Its like flashing celebrity credentials.   Haha.