Potty Humor

by beagoodmom on December 10, 2012

Escorting Giggles to a public bathroom is quite an experience. She talks non-stop anyway, but in a bathroom she just has SO MUCH MORE to talk about. For example, I have heard these gems recently:

“I picked the clean one! Well, at least the seat and floor is clean. I don’t know about the little mailbox.”

“Sometimes I pee really fast. And it’s loud.”

“Mom, don’t come in my locker. Go in your own locker. Hey! Get out of here!”

“Hey. She came in after us, but she is done already.”

“It doesn’t count if you wash your hands before.”

“I saw that baby’s butt.”

“It smells funny in here. Must be the stinky soap.”

“Hold my penguin. I don’t want to pee on him. His name is Penquino.”

“I am NOT using the hand dryer. No.” (then stands under the hand dryer letting it blow on the top of her head until I drag her away.)

“I can crawl right out of here under the door. Wanna see?”

“He’s a little boy! There is a little boy in here! He must not want to go with his Dad.”

And the best one of all….

“It’s just pee. No. Wait. Oh. Yeah, just pee.”

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MOM December 10, 2012 at 11:55 am

My favorite one is about the mailbox. That one is so funny. Love MOM

AUnt SHel December 10, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Oh,…my…goodness! She is SUCH a character! Thanks for the laugh!

Amanda @Wandering December 11, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Hahaha! Good gracious – this sounds so similar to the public bathroom conversations Bubby and I have – especially your first and last quote. C always asks what the “little mailbox is” and I freak out and scream, “Don’t touch it! It’s gross!” So now he points to it and says the same thing.

Amanda @Wandering December 11, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I should note he doesn’t call it the little mailbox – just the box.

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