Some of you may know that I want a new car. I have mentioned it before. You may also know that I am incredibly cheap and HATE the idea of getting a new car. Yet I want one. I need one. I deserve one. I have driven my 2002 Mazda MPV since before Geetle and [...]
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I haven’t been keeping up with my blogging, I know. I have just been very busy. And while I have lots to write about but I always struggle with whether this blog is supposed to be sunshine and rainbows and only have good happy family memories, or whether I can tell the truth. The truth [...]
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You know what I hate? I hate those announcements that come over the loudspeakers at a store and say “The time is now 7:45. Your [insert name of city here] Hobby Lobby will be closing in 15 minutes. Please make your final selections and proceed to the registers. Thank you for shopping at your [insert [...]
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I am going to open a store. And I am going to make my employees park WAAAAAAAAY out in the back of the parking lot. And if I, or any of my customers, ever catch them parking anywhere near the front of the parking lot, they are fired!
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But my debit card has, apparently. A week or so ago, BAGD and I discovered that my debit card had been used for $1,000 in transactions in Pennsylvannia and New Jersey. $300 at Armani Exchange, $200 at Target, $300 at Home Depot and $200 at IKEA. Oh, and $5 at Aunt Anne’s Pretzels, which I [...]
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If the program says “Arianna and Lexi dancing to ‘Best of Both Worlds’,” please note that I am expecting to hear this: not this: That was a real let down.
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BAGD’s company has requested that he shave his mohawk down to corporate levels. Meaning…no mohawk. Honestly, right now its a faux-hawk since he has not shaved the sides since that first day and the side hair is a reasonable crewcut length. PLUS! He only wore it spiked up once at work. (just the first day, [...]
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Here’s what I need strangers to do: hold open doors for me slow down when they see me crossing the street smile tell me if anything drops out of my purse That’s it. Nothing more. If you see me and Giggles out and about…just step away. Yes, she is cute, but she is also a [...]
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I had to take this picture because I was convinced I would need to prove which School Bus had gouged up my car at the strip mall parking lot. Giggles and I pulled into the lot on Thursday night at 5:45 to go to the gym. This full size bus was parked somewhat diagonally across [...]
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At what age can I expect the kids to remove their pants and underwear as 2 separate articles of clothing? How much longer to I have to fish the underwear out of the tightly twisted Undie/pants combo in order to do the laundry? Any one know?
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